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Hey is for horses!!!
Hey!
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You broke Matt
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The impossible question: Meat or swords? (Can't choose both either)
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I-I Uh...uh....uh..uh...UH....UH...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.........
*Matt.Exe has stopped working*
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Hey look some questions
Noobynator asks.
Matt…how did you  survive Godcat’s massive laser cannon, yet got beaten by Anna’s four arrow.
Cause I grinded and leveled up! I mean god seriously…
Why did I get beat by Anna’s four arrows even after I beat Arkon? Well I have an answer to that as well!


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*Runs away*
TitoShikun asks: What is your opinion on the weapons of Lance, Natz, and Anna? Have you ever think to use another thing as weapon.
Guns are for babies and little baby men who can’t swing a sword
Staffs…man how do they work.
Bows?! What is this madness?! How does this even work?!
I’ve used spears and hammers and such. Also a severed dragon hand!
Florarena-Kitasatina asks… what would you do if Natz drank all your beer and got tipsy as hell?
Watch her collapse immediately from her low alchohol tolerance. Pfft that would be fuuunny.
Fireheart126 asks... If you were to get hired as a security guard at the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria, how w
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Questions!
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
Fair enough. Do you like the bushes (the ones with eyes...that walk...and make baby bushes which causes Anna over yonder to go 'SO KAWAII!')?
All bushes must die....I THOUGHT I TRAINED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!
ChristmasTheKID says and asks
violence is wrong!
is b33r powerful??
i THOUGHT I TRAINED YOU BETTER! YOU SHOULD KNOW THE QUESTION TO THESE STATEMENTS!
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Untitled
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
So...does Anna get offended by the things you say (apart from 'borrowing' things from other people you barely even know), such as the fine topic of BEER?
Oh yes totally. She seems to view all my poweful and totally awesome things as barbaric and totally not good for some reason.
She tries to make strategies BUT there is only 2 strategies I need!
Frontal Assault
and DEATH by Frontal Assault!
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MORE QUESTIONS
Mahran19 asks
Have you ever heard or are familliar of "the knife game song" (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!)? If yes, did you attempt it? If yes again, Did you back out? Was/were your hand/finger(s) brutally cut? OR Did you succeed?
I tried it using Heaven's Gate and I sliced my hand and succeeded at the same time,
WHAAT? YOU SAY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE?!
Nothing is impossible for me.
yasmyn64 asks
What happend if there's a thief stoled all your stuff, what will u do?
uh...kill him. Duh
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
Doesn't the Dragon's Claw sword...limb thing PROVE that dragons have bodies? Also, how in thee hell did you dismember an entire dragon if it was you to begin with?
Of course it has a body why would it not? And its because IM SO FREAKING BADASS
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Hating the Lance Question
jesusmgs80 asks
poor Lance!!! why Anna and Natalie hate him???!!!
Ahem how could they NOT hate him?
hmmmmmmmm?
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The Foxy Goat
ChristmasTheKID asks
you versus Fox Mask Man in an epic battle! who wins??
((hi, Matt!~ X33 and Mad wants her swords back, you stole like, ten of them, haha~))
Who?
((Hi...and tell her to deal with it))
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
You mentioned a pet goat that was apparently eaten by the sandworm you faced in Goldenbrick Resort. Would you mind recounting any details that happened prior to said goat's disappearance?
We dont talk about him anymore *_*
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Dragons pt 2
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
Do said dragons enjoy your company (not trying to be naughty here; am implying the 'thanks for feeding me this wonderful cow, master' kinda thing)?
Well i wouldnt know....all the dragons i know i killed
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Dragons
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
How do you feel about having both a red dragon and a gold dragon AS LEGITIMATE PETS!?
AAAAAAW YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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NolegsXLance
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
Ah. Does NoLegs like Lance? I've seen some pictures depicting the cat attacking the Nazi with a sword and raising a literally hissyfit.
Hmmm....nope Nolegs likes Lance...for some reason >_>
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What does the fox say
yasmyn64 asks
What does the Fox says!!!
Sure as hell not RING DING DING DING DING
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GodCat
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
How would you feel if you yourself traded places with GodCat for an entire 15 years? And what would you do during said timespan?
Do what she couldnt :3
Make more badass cats seriously she made like only two...
Nolegs and Meow Meow
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Salad
Florarena-Kitasatina pasks
Do you eat any salads?
*throws up*
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Braids
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
Do you brush your hair every morning before re-braiding the braids? I'm curious.
Nope its completley natural
"He spends more time on his hair than me and anna combined"
NATALIE!
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Cats
Florarena-Kitasatina asks
How do you feel about cats in general?
Cats are cool! Nolegs is the best though
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My date with Matt
I bet Matt is freezing his tail off.... I murmured to myself as I dashed down the steps. I was late, late, for my date with Matt. Damnit, why was I so......me!
Shoving the glass door open, the crisp night air hit me first. Then it was Matt, staring at me as if I were an angel.
"What?"
"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all." He said hastily.
Lance then shoved Matt forward. Matt glared at Lance. Anna laughed.
"Matt dont do something stupid!"
"Yeah and dont get drunk and mess up everything like you always do!"
"SHUT UP!! " Matt yelled at Lance and Anna, blushing. I giggled, and I was pretty sure my cheeks were red.
We went to a resturant. Not too fancy,  not too messy. It wasn't far either.
I wish I could say it was lovely and the stars twinkled as we drank champagne and praised our love to each other constantly and whatnot. It wasn't.
In fact at first it was really awkward.
I broke the tension.
"So Matt how do feel about this date?" Matt's reaction was.....eh........yeah.
He finally
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QUESTION FORTY-THREE: Akron-possessed friends?
HayateAyasaki1 asked the following question: Natalie,if your friends turn evil because possessed by Akron(even thought he's gone now...)what will you do?
Lol,I'm asking the same question to Matt  

Me: Well....honestly?
I don't know.
I'd probably freak out, but then I'd do my duty.
Wait......what if the only way to....to...is..to..to...kill them?
My God....I can't do that......why...no...no.....Akron....
"cut off by static"
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12 days of Chuck Norris
On the first day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-only one second to flee.
On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee
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Side QnA 2!
The second installation of a Side Q&A! Let's do this, LEEEEROO- wait, wrong catchphrase.
~Darkgon01 asked me "How big do you want to get?" It took me a bit to understand he meant "How big you you want your breasts to get?"
Well, I'm sorta hoping for a C-cup, to tell you the truth. And I do NOT stuff my bra! That joke got old 'cause of *PtolemaiosLS.
I'll edit this later with me wearing the Flame Skirt so I can prove it.
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Using HTML on deviantART

Hello!

Hello and welcome to my little html tutorial. I've been working with html codes for a couple of years and I'm going to teach you what I know about using some basic html on deviantART. This won't make you a html expert or something and I'm not an expert myself but it will give just enough knowledge to make your journals, comments, news articles and other neat and lovely looking. :)
deviantART actually has FAQs about html but I still wanted to do this because they look a bit unorganized, in my opinion. Also, why would you want to look for those FAQs when you can just open this news article where you have everything in one place? :dummy:
You may already know some of these, but I hope you'll find at least something helpful in this news article.

Some basic html

:bulletorange:Bold text: <b>insert text here</b>
:pointr: Result: Example text
:pointr:This html code will work in: journal entries, group blogs, comments, artist's commen
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EBF4-KOMA - Fanart :iconrivankrieg:RivanKrieg 215 52 The Epic Battle of Fantasy :iconshukotsuzuki:ShukoTsuzuki 417 160 FSJAL - Matt :iconfalco314:falco314 12 5

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1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create ten (10) new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
6. No tag backs.
7. No nonsense in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this."
8. You have to tag 10 people.

Below are 10 things about me :
1. Im a swordsman
2. Im a sexy swordsman
3. Im better than Lance
4. Nolegs is a cat.
5. I have a endless collection of swords
6. Pizza is unbeleivably rare
7. I SUPPORT THE WAFFLES IN THE GRAIN WAR unheard-canon.deviantart.com/j…
8. PANCAKES YOU CAN SUCK IT
9. ROFL mean Rolling over Flower Larvae
10. EVERYTHING YOU JUST READ IS A NOT NOT TRUE LIE

Her questions:

1. Which one it's the hottest? Matt or Lance? Meow :3
 
Obviously me
 
2. What's your worst embarasing thing in your life?
 
Pfft.....i dont know...my life is embarasing
 
3. Do u like cookies?
 
WHO DOESNT LIKE COOKIES
 
4. Akila or Kayla?
 
Akila.....Kayla....hmmmm
 
K A Y L A 
 
switch some stuff around
 
A K Y L A
 
replace Y with and I
 
A K I L A

WHAT SORCEREY IS THIS
 
5. Best moments of the year?
 
Meh
 
6. If u watch Free, which charaters do u like?
 
Free?
 
7. Names 3 person on DA do like?
 
AskNatalie

AskNolegs

Kupo707
 
8. TROLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!
 
:iconmatttrollfaceplz:
 
9. Which superheroes do u like?
 
Matt
 
10. Tell me a funny story.
 
Once upon a time....
 
 
A girl asked a man to tell her a story.
 
The story went like this...
 
 
 
Once upon a time....
 
A girl asked a man to tell her a story.
 
The story went like this...
 
 
 
 
Once upon a time....
 
A girl asked a man to tell her a story.
 
The story went like this...
 
 
 
Once upon a time... 
 
A girl asked a man to tell her a story.
 
The story went like this...
 
 
Once upon a time....
 
A girl asked a man to tell her a story.
 
The story went like this...
 

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XeroTheDeathless Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2016
Is he dead?
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HannaDianaMagic Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!
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poteskiller Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2016
Hey Matt, let's say that if hipotetically the adventures are over for you and your band, what will all do (example get married, have kids, do a business, live together, go in vacations, etc)?
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Mitzori Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
I made a bet with my friend that i couldnt get her picture spread around DA 

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every person I pass this link to I'll also be picking one picture of theirs I like and spreading it around to get more art work being shared all around DA so please help me spread this picture and art work of all kinds around deviantart
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yasmyn64 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Happy birthday!!
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SirenKirby Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Student Writer
Happy birthday!
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yasmyn64 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Akila: Onii-chan!!!
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Ask-MattEBF Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
yo
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yasmyn64 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Akila: How u doing? ^^ It's been a while i see u.
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Ask-MattEBF Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Yeah...iz been good
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